Archive for July, 2008

Pussys all over that country will heave a queef of relief!

Cosmetic surgery to “rejuvenate” the vagina has been blacklisted by Australian gynecologists who say more women are being injured by the dangerous procedures.

Top female sexual health specialists say they are seeing an increase in women with scarring, infections and altered sexual sensations after undergoing vaginal surgery.

Most have had labioplasty operations, to change the external appearance of the vagina or, less commonly, to narrow the vagina or “amplify” the female G-spot.

The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists has issued a position statement on the trend, labelling it dangerous, expensive and unwarranted.

“The college is particularly concerned that such surgery may exploit vulnerable women,” the statement said.

Dr. Ted Weaver, chairman of the college’s women’s health committee, said there were now a number of clinics, mostly in Sydney and the Gold Coast, offering these treatments.

Most of the operations cost at least $10,000, an “extraordinary amount of money,” Weaver said.

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“We feel these operations might prey on people with insecurities and fears who actually need psychological help,” he said.

“They are also not very anatomically-based and have the potential to cause serious harm.”

Many college members had treated patients with scarring, permanent disfigurement, infection and altered sexual sensations, some of whom required reconstructive surgery, he said.

There was concern that women seeking the most common operation, the labioplasty, did not understand there was a huge variation in how women’s external genitalia look.

“In one case we heard of a man bringing in a Brazilian pornographic photo and saying: `Make my girlfriend look like this’,” Weaver said.

“We don’t think it is ethical behavior to agree to do that.”

G-spot augmentation, where collagen is injected into the vaginal wall to enhance sexual pleasure, was also controversial.

“It is often not clear where the G-spot is or if it even exists at all in some women,” he said.

“So the procedure is done without that being verified, often causing problems in sex.”

Daniel Fleming, president of the Australasian College of Cosmetic Surgery, said the vast majority of people who undergo labia and vaginal surgery were “very happy” with the result.

“If there’s a problem (the gynecologists) need to submit the evidence so we can find out why it’s happening and if any particular group of doctors is implicated in the alleged increased complication rate,” Fleming said.

Click here for more from News.com.au

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I fucking LOVE this remix…I just can’t find out who the hell did it!

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I have found myself with a brand new exciting job! I am going to be working as a Business Developer for Pride Wedding Services here in Orange County/LA (hey I travel everywhere!) So all this thinking about wedding got me wondering about crazy wedding facts.

Princess Maria del Pozzo della Cisterno was unlikely ever to forget the day of her wedding to Amadeo, the Duke D’Aosta, son of the King of Italy, in Turin in 1867. Her wardrobe mistress hung herself; palace gatekeeper cut his throat; the colonel leading the wedding procession collapsed from sunstroke; the stationmaster was crushed to death under the wheels of the honeymoon train; the king’s aide was killed when falling from his horse; and the best man shot himself. After all that, even the cake was in tiers.

A French bride was arrested at her wedding reception in 1995 for stabbing her new husband with the knife they had just used to cut the wedding cake.

The term “best man” dates back to the times when Scotsmen kidnapped their future brides. The friend of the groom who had excelled at the abduction was acclaimed to be the best man.

All of Henry VIII’s wives were related to each other. (errrr scraping the bottom of the gene pool there don’t you think?)

So anyways there we have it!

There are no weird wedding facts in regards to gay marriages,but hey, now I’m in the biz, I can work on changing that!

For more information about gay weddings in CA, please contact check out Pride Wedding Services.

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Obama campaign spokesman Tommy Vietor just released this statement about John McCain’s new political ad, comparing Mr. O to Britney and Paris:

“On a day when major news organizations across the country are taking Senator McCain to task for a steady stream of false, negative attacks, his campaign has launched yet another. Or, as some might say, ‘Oops! He did it again.’ Our dependence on foreign oil is one of the greatest challenges we face.

In this election the American people have a real choice — between Obama’s plan to provide tax rebates to American families while creating a renewable energy economy in America that frees us from our dependence on foreign oil, and Senator McCain’s plan to continue the same failed energy policies by handing out nearly $4 billion in tax breaks to oil companies while investing almost nothing in the new energy sources that represent our future.”

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Australian customs have intercepted a shipment of liquid steroids concealed in bottles of sexual lubricant.

More than 150 bottles have been seized in Victoria, Western Australia, New South Wales, Queensland and South Australia since the beginning of the year.

The bottles from Thailand are marked ‘gay lube oil’, but actually contain testosterone and Deca Durabolin – which are performance enhancing drugs.

Richard Janeczko from Customs says it certainly is an unusual concealment.

“I think that they’re going for the presumption that customs won’t examine the goods, mainly because we may actually think it’s gay lube oil.

“Secondly they might think we won’t examine it because…it’s a bit yucky or whatever.”

Several individuals have been issued with formal warnings – while customs is in talks with Thai authorities to prevent further shipments.


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“Let’s face it – Miley Cyrus is a whore. I do hope that she gets a virus down there so that Lindsay stays away.”

Kathy Griffin told the audience at the Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy Festival

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Oh my, Jess from Big Brother is….one fine piece of meat!

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