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Pussys all over that country will heave a queef of relief!

Cosmetic surgery to “rejuvenate” the vagina has been blacklisted by Australian gynecologists who say more women are being injured by the dangerous procedures.

Top female sexual health specialists say they are seeing an increase in women with scarring, infections and altered sexual sensations after undergoing vaginal surgery.

Most have had labioplasty operations, to change the external appearance of the vagina or, less commonly, to narrow the vagina or “amplify” the female G-spot.

The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists has issued a position statement on the trend, labelling it dangerous, expensive and unwarranted.

“The college is particularly concerned that such surgery may exploit vulnerable women,” the statement said.

Dr. Ted Weaver, chairman of the college’s women’s health committee, said there were now a number of clinics, mostly in Sydney and the Gold Coast, offering these treatments.

Most of the operations cost at least $10,000, an “extraordinary amount of money,” Weaver said.

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“We feel these operations might prey on people with insecurities and fears who actually need psychological help,” he said.

“They are also not very anatomically-based and have the potential to cause serious harm.”

Many college members had treated patients with scarring, permanent disfigurement, infection and altered sexual sensations, some of whom required reconstructive surgery, he said.

There was concern that women seeking the most common operation, the labioplasty, did not understand there was a huge variation in how women’s external genitalia look.

“In one case we heard of a man bringing in a Brazilian pornographic photo and saying: `Make my girlfriend look like this’,” Weaver said.

“We don’t think it is ethical behavior to agree to do that.”

G-spot augmentation, where collagen is injected into the vaginal wall to enhance sexual pleasure, was also controversial.

“It is often not clear where the G-spot is or if it even exists at all in some women,” he said.

“So the procedure is done without that being verified, often causing problems in sex.”

Daniel Fleming, president of the Australasian College of Cosmetic Surgery, said the vast majority of people who undergo labia and vaginal surgery were “very happy” with the result.

“If there’s a problem (the gynecologists) need to submit the evidence so we can find out why it’s happening and if any particular group of doctors is implicated in the alleged increased complication rate,” Fleming said.

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I fucking LOVE this remix…I just can’t find out who the hell did it!

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I have found myself with a brand new exciting job! I am going to be working as a Business Developer for Pride Wedding Services here in Orange County/LA (hey I travel everywhere!) So all this thinking about wedding got me wondering about crazy wedding facts.

Princess Maria del Pozzo della Cisterno was unlikely ever to forget the day of her wedding to Amadeo, the Duke D’Aosta, son of the King of Italy, in Turin in 1867. Her wardrobe mistress hung herself; palace gatekeeper cut his throat; the colonel leading the wedding procession collapsed from sunstroke; the stationmaster was crushed to death under the wheels of the honeymoon train; the king’s aide was killed when falling from his horse; and the best man shot himself. After all that, even the cake was in tiers.

A French bride was arrested at her wedding reception in 1995 for stabbing her new husband with the knife they had just used to cut the wedding cake.

The term “best man” dates back to the times when Scotsmen kidnapped their future brides. The friend of the groom who had excelled at the abduction was acclaimed to be the best man.

All of Henry VIII’s wives were related to each other. (errrr scraping the bottom of the gene pool there don’t you think?)

So anyways there we have it!

There are no weird wedding facts in regards to gay marriages,but hey, now I’m in the biz, I can work on changing that!

For more information about gay weddings in CA, please contact check out Pride Wedding Services.

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Obama campaign spokesman Tommy Vietor just released this statement about John McCain’s new political ad, comparing Mr. O to Britney and Paris:

“On a day when major news organizations across the country are taking Senator McCain to task for a steady stream of false, negative attacks, his campaign has launched yet another. Or, as some might say, ‘Oops! He did it again.’ Our dependence on foreign oil is one of the greatest challenges we face.

In this election the American people have a real choice — between Obama’s plan to provide tax rebates to American families while creating a renewable energy economy in America that frees us from our dependence on foreign oil, and Senator McCain’s plan to continue the same failed energy policies by handing out nearly $4 billion in tax breaks to oil companies while investing almost nothing in the new energy sources that represent our future.”

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WOW!

Australian customs have intercepted a shipment of liquid steroids concealed in bottles of sexual lubricant.

More than 150 bottles have been seized in Victoria, Western Australia, New South Wales, Queensland and South Australia since the beginning of the year.

The bottles from Thailand are marked ‘gay lube oil’, but actually contain testosterone and Deca Durabolin – which are performance enhancing drugs.

Richard Janeczko from Customs says it certainly is an unusual concealment.

“I think that they’re going for the presumption that customs won’t examine the goods, mainly because we may actually think it’s gay lube oil.

“Secondly they might think we won’t examine it because…it’s a bit yucky or whatever.”

Several individuals have been issued with formal warnings – while customs is in talks with Thai authorities to prevent further shipments.

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“Let’s face it – Miley Cyrus is a whore. I do hope that she gets a virus down there so that Lindsay stays away.”

Kathy Griffin told the audience at the Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy Festival

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Oh my, Jess from Big Brother is….one fine piece of meat!

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BEIJING —  The Chinese capital was shrouded in a thick, gray haze of pollution Sunday, just 12 days before the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games. One expert warned that drastic measures enacted to cut vehicle and factory emissions in the city were no guarantee skies would be clear during competitions.

The pollution was among the worst seen in Beijing in the past month, despite traffic restrictions enacted a week ago that removed half of the city’s vehicles from roadways.

Visibility was a half mile (less than 1 kilometer) in some places. During the opening ceremony of the Athletes’ Village on Sunday, the housing complex was invisible from the nearby main Olympic Green.

“No, it doesn’t really look so good, but as I said, yesterday was better,” said Gunilla Lindberg, an International Olympic Committee vice president from Sweden who is staying in the Athletes’ Village. “The day I arrived, Tuesday, was awful.”

“We try to be hopeful. Hopefully we are lucky during the games as we were with Atlanta, Athens and Barcelona,” she added.

The city’s notoriously polluted air is one of the biggest question marks hanging over the games, which begin on Aug. 8. On Sunday, temperatures of about 90 degrees Fahrenheit (32 degrees Celsius), with 70 percent humidity and low winds, created a soupy mix of harmful chemicals, particulate matter and water vapor.

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The Beijing Municipal Environmental Protection Bureau said the air was “unhealthy for sensitive groups.”

The Chinese leadership consider the Beijing Olympics a matter of national prestige, and efforts to clean up the environment were part of its meticulous preparations for an event it hopes will dazzle the world. Choking air pollution and visitors shocked at the environmental conditions would be an embarrassment for a government that wants to show it is a modern nation.

“Hosting a successful Olympics and a Paralympics are now top priority of the country,” Chinese President Hu Jintao said Saturday during a meeting with top Communist Party officials, the official Xinhua News Agency reported.

Athletes have been trickling into Beijing are were expected to begin arriving in large numbers this week — though some were headed to South Korea, Japan and other places to avoid Beijing’s air for as long as possible. Some Olympic delegations, including the U.S. Olympic Committee, are making protective masks available to their athletes.

Du Shaozhong, deputy director of the Beijing Municipal Environmental Protection Bureau, blamed the thick haze on a combination of fog and light winds that were unable to blow away the pollution.

“Our job is to decrease the pollution as much as possible, but sometimes it is very common to have fog in Beijing at this time,” Du said.

“The air quality in August will be good,” he said.

Du noted that compared to days with the same weather conditions a year ago, pollution levels had decreased by 20 percent. He did not give specifics.

Beijing’s drastic pollution controls include pulling half the city’s 3.3 million vehicles off the roads, closing factories in the capital and a half-dozen surrounding provinces, and halting most construction. Some 300,000 heavily polluting vehicles, such as aging industrial trucks, have been banned since July 1.

Veerabhadran Ramanathan, an atmospheric scientist who is leading a study of the impact of Beijing’s pollution controls, said the direction and strength of the wind would be a main factor in whether the air will be clean during the Olympics.

“There’s only so much you can do with local emission reduction,” he said.

Wind can blow pollution in from thousands of miles (kilometers) away. Conversely, a lack of wind can create stagnant conditions in the city, allowing pollution to accumulate.

“I applaud the Chinese government for doing this locally, but the thing is, as scientists we all knew it may not make a major impact,” said Ramanathan, of the Scripps Institution of Oceanography at the University of California San Diego. “You’re basically at the mercy of the winds.”

Jacques Rogge, president of the IOC, has warned that outdoor endurance events will be postponed if the air quality is poor. The world’s greatest distance runner, Haile Gebrselassie of Ethiopia, has decided not to run the marathon event because the city’s pollution irritates his breathing.

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Now this my dears, looks friggin awesome!

The movie is set to be released in May 2009.

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This is just fucking crazy, totally fucking crazy!

BEIJING (Reuters) – Don’t ask a tourist’s age or wage, steer clear of sex and avoid religion: what many Chinese consider idle chit-chat has now become the latest area of censure in Beijing as it prepares for an influx of Olympic visitors.

Posters displayed on bulletin boards in the neighborhood which includes tourist magnet the Forbidden City, and which will host Olympics boxing events, counsel locals against a wide range of potentially awkward conversation topics with foreigners.

The list of “eight don’t asks” was issued by the Dongcheng district Propaganda Department as a guide for locals about how to show proper hospitality, a department spokesman said.

“Don’t ask about income or expenses, don’t ask about age, don’t ask about love life or marriage, don’t ask about health, don’t ask about someone’s home or address, don’t ask about personal experience, don’t ask about religious beliefs or political views, don’t ask what someone does,” the Olympics logo stamped poster advises.

Several etiquette guidelines have already been issued in the run-up to the Games, as China prepares to put its best foot forward with a faultless event.

The government has campaigned to curb queue-jumping, spitting, littering and even speaking loudly in public, fearful such behavior could mar Beijing’s image.

While some said the guidelines may make people feel nervous about chatting with the 500,000 overseas visitors expected in Beijing for the August 8-24 Games, others questioned the need for them in lively discussions on the Internet.

“Other than the weather what else are you suppose to talk about?” asked one blogger, posting on the New York Craiglist website in response to the list.

“Are there also eight ‘don’t tell’s’?” asked another on the popular Shanghai blog, Shanghaiist (http://shanghaiist.com.)

“While ‘Eight Don’t Asks’ is a general practice in the States … I don’t understand why Chinese living in China should follow this rather western guideline,” wrote “LC” on another English-language site carrying photos of the posters.

Others online defended the list as a way to bridge cultural gaps and avoid confused reactions from visitors to questions often asked in China and that some might find too intrusive.

“Many Chinese coming to Beijing from around the country have had little or no contact with laowai,” said “Ni hao Aussie” on the Thorntree website, using the Mandarin word for foreigner.

“We are a strange breed to many locals, whose curiosity may take them over the bounds of what many foreigners consider decent.”

But for at least one blogger, the suggestions struck a chord.

“I want one of these posters!!” wrote “littlepoem” enthusiastically on Shanghaiist.

“I think my Aiyi (housekeeper) needs to read it. Perhaps then she can stop asking me how much everything is.”

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