Posts Tagged ‘ass’

No…not that rotting old thing floating around the ocean (we think), but the ass belonging to that horrid statue, the one we all saw our soldiers pull down.

Well actually, we lie..only HALF of his ass is for sale.

The strange souvenir was taken during the U.S.-led raid on Baghdad’s al-Fardous Square in April 2003.

Now, the odd prize will be auctioned Oct. 27 at Hansons Auctioneers in Derby, England.

Nigel Ely, an ex-Special Air Service soldier working with a TV crew in Baghdad at the time, told BBC News he used a crowbar and sledgehammer to remove the buttock from the Iraqi dictator’s giant statue.

Ely paid 385 pounds (roughly $616 CDN) in excess cargo fees to fly the odd memento back to the U.K.

“I only wanted a piece big enough to put in my pocket, but I ended up with a chunk about 2 feet square,” he said. “I thought, ‘What the hell am I going to do with this?’

“I threw it in the back of my truck and forgot about it until we tried to re-enter Kuwait, where the Kuwaiti army arrested us and searched us for plunder. The journalists with me had all their souvenirs confiscated, but when I said the buttock was vehicle armour to protect us from bullets and bombs they left it alone.”

The proceeds from the sale will go to a charity benefitting injured British and American veterans.

Auctioneer Charles Hanson told the Agence France-Presse he expects the buttock to be sold for at least $15,000 U.S. ($15,250 CDN).

“It should appeal to military and art collectors alike, not to mention anyone who has an interest in the major events that have helped shape the world we live in,” he said.


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The first batch of Levi Johnston’s Playgirl pics have hit the internet. There are 25 pictures up currently and more to follow weekly from the much talked about shoot. I know people have been lamenting the lack of full frontal, but at least there’s some ass shots. I’m still holding out hope for some side peen. I’ll bring you updates as I receive them.


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Another Z-lister has posted some x-rated pics onto the web, with his iphone (iphone can kiss my ass, Blackberrys rock) anyways…

Take So You Think You Can Dance’s Ade Obayomi. He’s an energetic 20-year-old dancer who made the SYTYCD finals with his shirtless brand of seductive sensuous dance. We enjoyed watching him get busy on stage, but now that he’s getting busy elsewhere, we’re even happier. He’s dropped his pants and underwear (as well as a few pounds) to become our private dancer—how much for a lap dance, Ade? How about for a grind session on our face?

He’s apparently come a long way since dancing in pink shoelaces and blue spandex at local fairs. He’s one sexy guy and definitely turning us on with his big dick and bubblelicious ass—it’s P.H.A.T. (Pretty Hot And Tempting). We’d love to see what other moves he can turn out and dazzle us with. Too bad there’s not a porn-reality show called “So You Think You Can Fuck?”We’d stay glued to the screen for that.

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Its ummmm Sex Tuesday! Well actually its not, I just decided! Anyways, I came across a certain website today while I was doing some “research” and came across the world’s most expensive vibrator.

Developed in Sweden, the Lelo Company thoughtfully engineered this stimulating product. Its bent-egg shape is designed to be compatible with a woman’s anatomy. The Golden Vibrator is splash proof and can be locked to prevent it from being inadvertently turned on in your luggage. It is rechargeable and extremely quiet.

This item is packaged in a custom-made wooden box and includes a charger, a satin carrying pouch, and an instructional booklet detailing the best ways for a woman to use it. The Golden Vibrator is cleverly constructed, pleasing, and chic. At the price of $1500.00, this premium sex toy will seduce and satisfy buyers.

“Imagine how customers will feel when being touched by 18 karat gold,” said President of SexToyParty.com Tom Nardone. “I don’t know if any one material is sexier than others but if I had to pick one it would certainly be gold.”

Check out out HERE.

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Oh we love this! We love this alot, I may have to get some and try it out, wait..my nutsack is fine!

Daniel, I’ll buy it for you, and I expect a full review!

Do you have sweaty balls? Do you often take off your underwear, smell the air,  and wonder if something may of died up your ass?

Its down to your sweaty nutsack my dears.

Balla Power is guaranteed to keep your nutsack dry all day long!

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We like a bit of an ass at WTFBLOG…and this one is so purdy!

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Oh my, Jess from Big Brother is….one fine piece of meat!

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