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I am  just speechless about this, because I seriously can’t stop fucking laughing!

Thanks for the tip  Trevor!

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This is seriously fuckin funny, this is on par with robbing some place and leaving your ID behind! It’s true what they say, CRIME DOESN’T PAY.

SANTA FE SPRINGS — Four people are in custody, accused of breaking into a check-cashing business in Santa Fe Springs and stealing money from an ATM machine.

The break-in occurred at the Cash N More check-cashing business at 10805 Orr and Day Road in Santa Fe Springs about 1:30 a.m. Tuesday, said Sgt. Rob Hanson of the Whittier Police Department, which patrols Santa Fe Springs.

The thieves used crow bars to break the front window and get inside. A vehicle with a chain attached to it pulled the ATM outside.

The suspects took apart the machine to get the cash box, which ironically only had $40 in it.

“There’s usually a lot more cash in there, it’s just one of the off-days and forty dollars was all that was in there,” owner Frank Gonzalez, Jr told KTLA.

After the burglary, the four led Whittier police and California Highway Patrol officers on a chase into South Los Angeles, where, with the assistance of Los Angeles police officers, they were arrested.

Officers also recovered the cash box and the two getaway vehicles, according to Los Angeles and Whittier police.

Investigators believe the suspects may be linked to a series of other ATM break-ins.

The owners are working to repair the damage to their store.

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Talk about a super “Scooby” snack! A take-out restaurant in Bristol, England, is serving up a burger so massive – it packs more calories than the government recommends a man or woman eat in an entire day.

The towering burger is called the “Super Scooby.” It’s 6-inches tall, weighs more than 3-pounds and packs a whopping 2,645 calories — more than the 2,550 recommended for men and much more than the 1,940 recommended for women.

Spiros Lomvardos, who co-owns the Jolly Fryer fast food joint with his brother, Andreas, said the idea of the super-sized snack started out as a joke. “A few months ago, me and my brother and another gentleman, Karl Ford, who’s an employee, were sitting at work on a dead quiet night when we saw an ad from a well-known burger chain,” Lomvardos told FOXNews.com. “And we said to one another, ‘The burgers always look big in the ads — but they never look like that in real life,’ and then we started discussing making our own big burger.” Ford had a better idea, came up with all the ingredients and made the burger that same night. They took a picture and put it up in the store, and as Lomvardos said, that’s when things started to take off. Here’s what makes the “Super Scooby” special: — 4 quarter-pound beef patties; — 12 onion rings; — 8 slices of bacon; — 8 slices of cheese; — 6 slices of tomato; — 2 sesame buns; — Barbecue sauce; — Lettuce; — And a good slathering of mayonnaise. “It started as two burgers originally and has snowballed into four,” Lomvardos said, laughing. “I guess you could say it’s grown from there.”

At first, the Jolly Fryer didn’t intend to sell the “Super Scooby” to customers, but once people started seeing a picture of the gut-busting burger posted on the wall, the orders started rolling in. “Customers love it, Lomvardos said. They think it’s brilliant… they gasp… and burst out laughing. It seems to put a smile on people’s faces.” If your stomach is strong enough to finish the burger, which comes with a side of traditional British chips, you even get a free Diet Coke to wash it all down with. “Obviously we wouldn’t recommend for someone to eat this every day,” Lomvardos added. “It’s not to be taken too seriously. It’s something that we would encourage on a special occasion for someone who wants to challenge themselves. It’s just a little bit of fun, really.”

One person who might be able to gulp down the “Super Scooby” without any problem is Olympic gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration recommends 2,500-3,000 calories a day for men, depending on age and activity level. But Phelps consumes 12,000 calories a day while in training, just to maintain his weight. He could scarf down four of those burgers and still need a milk shake or two to maintain his competitive edge.

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HUNKY Phys Ed teacher Sam Handley, (GREAT name btw) was suspended yesterday after pupils at his top boys’ grammar found photos of him naked on an gay adult porn website. And we  HAVE THE PICS!

Handley, 25, turned up for lessons at the prestigious The Harvey Grammar School in Folkestone, Kent, unaware the link to the snaps had spread round the school like wildfire.

In one snap he reclines naked on a bed with his legs apart. In another he grabs his manhood through his boxer shorts. His profile describes the teacher as “straight” but “not shy about showing off his body.” It adds: “Mike is new to modelling and works as a PT (physical trainer).”

After being sent home yesterday Handley – still in his PE teacher’s tracksuit bottoms – insisted at his semi in Willesborough, Kent: “I didn’t pose for anything pornographic.”  When the snap of him fondling himself through his boxers was described to him, he declared: “I wouldn’t say that – I was just holding it.”

 

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NEWPORT BEACH — Authorities are calling it a case of do-it-yourself male enhancement gone awry.

A local man has been hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis.

The unidentified man was reportedly trying to elongate his organ.

But instead, the ring cut off circulation, causing the organ to swell to five times its normal size and turn black.

The man was hospitalized in Newport Beach.

Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, said the ring had been stuck below the belt for as many as three days, and that the man initially resisted treatment.

Jones also said the patient was “obviously having some other issues.”

The man, described as middle-aged, eventually relented and allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said.

The man’s condition isn’t known, but Jones said it appeared he remained fully intact.

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And we love it!

Ian Somerhalder is possibly best known for his role in the first season of Lost. He has been signed to appear throughout the current season too, (and reveal his character is gay), via flashbacks! Woot!, and now for his evil role in the hit CW series “The Vampire Diaries”.

But we proper gays had noticed him long before this; when he flashed his ass, made out with Dawsons’ Creek star James Van Der Beek and bounced about on a bed in his bulging boxers, in the movie ‘The Rules Of Attraction’.

Now all those scenes were very nice scenes, we’ll admit. But you know the rules here at HotBlokes. If it’s not cock, it’s not here. There are a million & one sites offering bottoms & bulges – but as we all know… it’s the cock that counts. Hence the rule.

Happily then, we can now provide you Ian’s cock in all it’s glory, in scenes taken from the series ‘Tell Me You Love Me’, in which Ian’s character Nick is makin’ hot monkey lurve with some chick, who frankly we don’t give a shit about. To see the vid, click HERE.

What *is* rather nice on the other hand, are the extended shots of Ian’s nuts, jiggling out from underneath his lovers splayed legs, and then later, his thick semi-erect cock flopped down on his stomach as his balls loll about merrily beneath it.

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BUY PEPSI PEOPLE!

Churchgoers in Florida have launched a campaign to boycott Pepsi for its support of gay rights, including its donations to the fight against Proposition 8.

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Churchgoers in Tampa Bay, Fla., are being urged to boycott Pepsi to protest the corporation’s donations to gay advocacy organizations and “acceptance of the homosexual lifestyle.”

Terry Kemple, president of the Community Issues Council, a right-wing Christian activist organization, wants to send a retaliatory message to Pepsi and its subsidiaries, which include Gatorade, Tropicana, Frito-Lay, and Quaker, according to WTSP-TV .

“[Kemple] said the company donated more than a million dollars to organizations that fought California’s gay marriage–banning Proposition 8,” reported WTSP-TV. “He also says the Pepsi Corporation has sponsored gay pride events and commercials that accept cross-dressing and homosexuality.”

Kemple reportedly also convinced his megachurch, the Bell Shoals Baptist Church, to remove its 10 Pepsi machines and replace them with vending machines from Coke.

Nadine Smith, the executive director of Equality Florida, called the boycott “offensive” and “embarrassing,” noting that Coke, like Pepsi, supports full equality.

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