WTF – Dumbass Of The Day!

Not only is he a dumbass he is also probably going to end up winning a Darwin Award!

New York subway is home to many things, rats, homeless people, entertainers and now..a subway train surfer!

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WTF – Having Fun With A Telemarketer!

Awesome!

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WTF – The Most Useless Machine EVER!

I don’t know why, but I find this lil box of nothingness rather endearing plus, it’s hard to imagine a more pointless invention – a machine whose sole purpose is to turn itself off.

But this simple wooden box with a switch on top has become an unlikely internet phenomenon. A short video of the machine in action has been watched by close to 300,000 times since it was posted on YouTube less than a week ago. When the switch on the top of the box is flipped, its lid opens and a mechanical lever reaches out to turn the machine off.

It has been dubbed ‘The Most Useless Machine Ever’.

But YouTube users have been tickled by its sheer pointlessness.

One said: “I love this machine! It looks like there’s some cranky robot in there trying to be left alone.”

Another wrote: “This is fantastically great. I love this machine. Priceless.”

Fans have flooded web forums for details of how to get hold of the machine – but it doesn’t appear to be on commercial sale.

An early version of the machine was built by US inventor Claude Elwood Shannon, based on an idea by another American scientist Marvin Minsky.

Shannon kept the invention on his desk to amuse visitors. He called it the Ultimate Machine.

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WTF – Chola Makeup Tutorial!

This is just HILARIOUS!

Also check out the Kate Gosselin Makeup Tutorial!

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WTF – Bible Based Marriage Explained For All – Hilarious Video!

Every time I watch this, I can’t help but laugh.

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WTF – Baby Dancing To Beyonce!

At first I was very disturbed,but I find the guy kinda hot.

Thanks for the tip Lap!

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WTF – Hey There Obama!

Too funny! And yes, my thoughts on Obama have recently well, not being what they were.

Little less conversation little more action please Mr. Prez.

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WTF – Awesome Youtube Singer!

I am a huge fan of Pink, and her music, she is one of those performers that literally leaves Mariah and Slutty Cyrus where they belong, and that’s in the shadows. I was doing a search for an acoustic performance of “Please Don’t Leave Me” and came across kauyerlor version. And I LOVE it! Although I hope she re-covers the song, and adds a lil attitude into it.

Anyways, heres the video, what do you think? Is she a great singer, and could she give Slutty Cyrus a run for her money?

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WTF – Obama’s a Sexist!

Good morning pigs! I just couldn’t resist. The McCain campaign has accused Barack Obama of calling Sarah Palin a pig. In his speech yesterday, Obama said the following:

“The other side, suddenly, they’re saying ‘we’re for change too,’ ” Obama told the crowd. “You can put lipstick on a pig. It’s still a pig. You can wrap up an old fish in a piece of paper and call it change. It’s still going to stink after eight years. We’ve had enough.” “Exact Quote“

Now, either there is a language barrier between the two camps or the McCain camp hasn’t learned their lesson about lies being bad! As I understand it in full context, Obama is calling out the McCain campaign on their platform flop from “experience” to “change”. Well, you can cover voting with Bush 95% of the time with the word change but it’s still the same old shite. Isn’t that what he’s really saying? I mean, I can tattoo the word change on my ass, but that’s not going to change what my ass does. It’s just the way it is!

If Obama had said, “Sarah Palin is a pig”, I would agree that he needs to apologize. But he didn’t. And let us not forget Hillary Clinton as first lady back in 1990. Did John McCain not invoke “lipstick on the pig” when talking about her healthcare reform?
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Who else could have possibly used such an offensive phrase?? Ah, yes, good ol’ Dick Cheney: “To use a phrase that we like in our home state of Wyoming, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.” Yep

But when Obama uses it, he is obviously calling Sarah Palin a pig. And THAT is wrong. He’s a sexist and a terrible human being! Now that we have determined that, let’s talk about sex(ism)…

My biggest issue with the “sexism” argument is the interpretation of equality. It’s sexism if you do and sexism if you don’t. If McCain and Obama are allowed to argue with each other and slam each other in the media, why isn’t Sarah Palin allowed to be a target? If we truly want equality of the sexes, doesn’t it make sense that she be treated the same as McCain, Obama, and Biden on the national stage? Or are we just saying that would be too much for a woman? Maybe she should just go back into the kitchen where it’s safe before too many people talk about her. Men can obviously handle that better than women. Give me a break! If she’s going to be equal, she needs to handle criticism and public slams the way any good vice presidential candidate (male or female) would: with dignity and a smile. But, hey, if you want a candidate who reacts by whining, your choice is clear (while you still have one).

Perhaps, it’s all John McCain’s idea to protect Palin by calling everyone sexist (not that he actually does it, of course. That is the job of his campaign – not his responsibility). If that’s how they would react to a conversation with, say, Putin, we’re all in big trouble. But, John McCain has always been a women’s advocate, take the following examples as evidence:

McCain offered his wife for the Miss Buffalo Chip Contest. In case you don’t know what that is, take a look at the Pickle Licking Contest they have. I don’t know about the rest of you, but a man who offers his wife up for something like this…

Wow, he’s a keeper!!!

Even better, McCain laughs at “how do we beat the bitch”, in reference to Hillary Clinton!

McCain’s wife Cindy teased him about this thinning hair to which he responded, “At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.” No, really!

While campaigning, McCain said he opposes a Senate bill that seeks equal pay for women because it would lead to more lawsuits. Mmhmm

How many lawsuits does it take to get to the center of equality? Apparently, McCain never wants to find out.

He opposes covering birth control in healthcare (2003), yet doesn’t oppose covering Viagra…huh…again, giving no options for help, since he is against funding teen pregnancy programs. Proof

Even worse, he admits to being uninformed about covering birth control. He’s 72 years old, shouldn’t he understand an issue as important (and so close to his campaign) as birth control? In his own words: “I don’t know enough about it to give you a [sic] informed answer.”

The New York Times Web site reported the following exchange with a reporter in Iowa in March 2007:

Q: “What about grants for sex education in the United States? Should they include instructions about using contraceptives? Or should it be Bush’s policy, which is just abstinence?”

McCain: (Long pause) “Ahhh. I think I support the president’s policy.”

Q: “So no contraception, no counseling on contraception. Just abstinence. Do you think contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV?”

McCain: (Long pause) “You’ve stumped me.”

It seems as though he chose Sarah Palin because she is a woman (and a fantastic distraction from the issues, after all, that is not what this campaign is about, right Rick Davis? A woman who lies about her “bridge to nowhere” and believes what’s ok for her family does not apply to the rest of us is not a woman who speaks for me or any of the women that I know. I think that is insulting to women because he assumes we’re stupid enough to believe that any woman would be a good VP. Unfortunately, he was right about some of us…

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