WTF – Obama Dildo!

Were you confused about what to buy your mother in law this Christmas?

We have the solution!

Well ok, Ozam Group LLC has the solution. THE OBAMA DILDO!!

Over at Headostate you can buy your own Obama dildo, proudly standing at 7 1/2 inches, and 2 inches in diameter, we firmly believe this dildo will make those cold lonely winter nights more bearable, unless of course. you are a republican.

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WTF – World’s Most Expensive Vibrator!

Its ummmm Sex Tuesday! Well actually its not, I just decided! Anyways, I came across a certain website today while I was doing some “research” and came across the world’s most expensive vibrator.

Developed in Sweden, the Lelo Company thoughtfully engineered this stimulating product. Its bent-egg shape is designed to be compatible with a woman’s anatomy. The Golden Vibrator is splash proof and can be locked to prevent it from being inadvertently turned on in your luggage. It is rechargeable and extremely quiet.

This item is packaged in a custom-made wooden box and includes a charger, a satin carrying pouch, and an instructional booklet detailing the best ways for a woman to use it. The Golden Vibrator is cleverly constructed, pleasing, and chic. At the price of $1500.00, this premium sex toy will seduce and satisfy buyers.

“Imagine how customers will feel when being touched by 18 karat gold,” said President of SexToyParty.com Tom Nardone. “I don’t know if any one material is sexier than others but if I had to pick one it would certainly be gold.”

Check out out HERE.

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WTF – Sex Toys For The Ipod!

Well there goes my drinking allowance for this week, I’m going shopping for sex toys now bitches!

You can find lots of sexual “additions” for your ipod HERE.

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