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Well well well,

Those lovely people over at Farm NOM, are under the distinct impression that…

Gays can teach the ghey!

Lets check out this wonderful piece of crap below shall we?

Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t have enough time on my hands to teach little children which brand of lube is longer lasting than the other, or that Madonna will always be better than Mariah, and that Maggie Gallagher (president of Farm NOM) just loves getting down and dirty with farm animals (I finally got that damn chicken to confess, go me!!!).

Now Mirta, you want to know what I would do or say if my hypothetical child who I had brainwashed into being ghey from child birth suddenly decided to go straight?

I would shoot the fucker!!! Seriously, I spend fucking years…and yeaaarrsss teaching him/her/it, how to be ghey and then they throw it in my face like that? How dare they!!!

But alas, Mirta, the above would never happen, for one simple reason..

You cannot teach someone how to be gay.

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HUNKY Phys Ed teacher Sam Handley, (GREAT name btw) was suspended yesterday after pupils at his top boys’ grammar found photos of him naked on an gay adult porn website. And we  HAVE THE PICS!

Handley, 25, turned up for lessons at the prestigious The Harvey Grammar School in Folkestone, Kent, unaware the link to the snaps had spread round the school like wildfire.

In one snap he reclines naked on a bed with his legs apart. In another he grabs his manhood through his boxer shorts. His profile describes the teacher as “straight” but “not shy about showing off his body.” It adds: “Mike is new to modelling and works as a PT (physical trainer).”

After being sent home yesterday Handley – still in his PE teacher’s tracksuit bottoms – insisted at his semi in Willesborough, Kent: “I didn’t pose for anything pornographic.”  When the snap of him fondling himself through his boxers was described to him, he declared: “I wouldn’t say that – I was just holding it.”

 

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I bet that headline got your attention!

Americans may paint themselves in increasingly bright shades of red and blue, but new research finds one thing that varies little across the nation: the liking for online pornography.

A new nationwide study (pdf) of anonymised credit-card receipts from a major online adult entertainment provider finds little variation in consumption between states.

“When it comes to adult entertainment, it seems people are more the same than different,” says Benjamin Edelman at Harvard Business School.

However, there are some trends to be seen in the data. Those states that do consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption, the study finds.

“Some of the people who are most outraged turn out to be consumers of the very things they claimed to be outraged by,” Edelman says.

Political Divide
Edelman spends part of his time helping companies such as Microsoft and AOL detect advertising fraud. Another consulting client runs dozens of adult websites, though he says he is not at liberty to identify the firm.

That company did, however, provide Edelman with roughly two years of credit card data from 2006 to 2008 that included a purchase date and each customer’s postal code.

After controlling for differences in broadband internet access between states – online porn tends to be a bandwidth hog – and adjusting for population, he found a relatively small difference between states with the most adult purchases and those with the fewest.

The biggest consumer, Utah, averaged 5.47 adult content subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users; Montana bought the least with 1.92 per 1000. “The differences here are not so stark,” Edelman says.

Number 10 on the list was West Virginia at 2.94 subscriptions per 1000, while number 41, Michigan, averaged 2.32.

Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year’s presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama.

Old-Fashioned Values
Church-goers bought less online porn on Sundays – a 1% increase in a postal code’s religious attendance was associated with a 0.1% drop in subscriptions that day. However, expenditures on other days of the week brought them in line with the rest of the country, Edelman finds.

Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don’t explicitly restrict gay marriage.

To get a better handle on other associations between social attitudes and pornography consumption, Edelman melded his data with a previous study on public attitudes toward religion.

States where a majority of residents agreed with the statement “I have old-fashioned values about family and marriage,” bought 3.6 more subscriptions per thousand people than states where a majority disagreed. A similar difference emerged for the statement “AIDS might be God’s punishment for immoral sexual behaviour.”

“One natural hypothesis is something like repression: if you’re told you can’t have this, then you want it more,” Edelman says.

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WTF! And I Thought a B was a bad grade! After reading this you will understand why President Obama is emphasizing America’s infrastructure so much. It seems like an awful lot of jobs could be created with all of the repair and upgrades that we so desperately need!

Society of Civil Engineers gives America’s infrastructure a “D”

By Cynthia Sewell – cmsewell@idahostatesman.com

Edition Date: 01/28/09

Decades of underfunding and inattention have left the nation with an infrastructure that is poorly maintained, unable to meet current and future demands and in need of $2.2 trillion in repairs.

That’s the conclusion of American Society of Civil Engineer’s 2009 report card for America’s infrastructure, which assigns an overall grade of D to the nation.

Grades ranged from a high of C+ for solid waste to a low of D- for drinking water, inland waterways, levees, roads and wastewater.

Since ASCE’s last report card in 2005 there has been little change in the condition of the nation’s roads, bridges, drinking water systems and other public works, and the cost of improvement has increased by more than half a trillion dollars.

While there has been some improvement in energy since 2005, overall conditions have worsened in aviation, roads and transit.

A panel of 28 civil engineers evaluated each of the 15 categories on the basis of capacity, condition, funding, future need, operation and maintenance, public safety and resilience.

A detailed report, which accompanies the grades released Wednesday, will be released on March 25.

2009 report card for nation’s infrastructure:

Aviation: D

Bridges: C

Dams: D

Drinking water: D-

Energy: D+

Hazardous waste: D

Inland waterways: D-

Levees: D-

Public parks and recreation: C-

Rail: C-

Roads: D-

School: D

Solid waste: C+

Transit: D

Wastewater: D-

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Don’t make your child a laughingstock by having him trick-or-treat for carob-covered soy beans and low-carb snacks (or prance in the gay parade) this Halloween in last year’s Shrek or bin Laden costume. While the headless soldier will be a popular look, most kids will be asking WWDW? – What would Diddy wear?

Pimping it old school is so in right now it’s not even in yet, and whoring is not only the world’s oldest profession but also the world’s oldest dress-up idea that never gets old. Now, in plenty of time to order, the designers at Brands on Sale are showing a line of Child Pimp & Ho Costumes.

Young we’ll-call-him-Scott here is fashioning the Child Long Pimp Daddy Suit Costume, a chic panne jacket and pants ensemble, slashed from $57.95 to $42.96. Hat, Hummer, and arrest record sold separately.

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WTF – SCHOOL – 1957 vs. 2007!

This is SO true!


Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957

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Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 -
Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.



Scenario
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Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957
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Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 -
Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability..

Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 -
Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 -
Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse.  Billy removed to fo ster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.  Billy’s mom has affair with psychologist.

Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957
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Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007
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School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.


Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 -
Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 -
Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.  

Scenario
:
Pedro fails high school English.

1957 -
Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college..
2007 -
Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro’s English teacher.   English banned from core curriculum.  Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1957 -
Ants die.
2007-
BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with  domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.  Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 -
In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 -
Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.  Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy
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I BLAME the parents!

(KSL News) A boy is being treated for burns following an incident in an Orem park.

Orem police say dispatchers received a call around 5 p.m. Monday. A group of boys aged 8 to 11 were playing at a park next to Geneva Elementary School near 300 North and 700 West in Orem.

The group had wrapped one of the boys in toilet paper. Police say he was a willing participant. The boys then strung toilet paper around parts of the park and lit a piece of it on fire.

Police say the fire got out of hand, and the boys tried to put it out by stomping their feet. The boy wrapped in toilet paper caught fire and suffered burns on 20 to 25 percent of his body.

He has second- and third-degree burns on his upper body, arms, neck and face. He was taken to Orem Community Hospital by his father and then flown to University of Utah Hospital.

Source

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