WTF – Madonna’s W.E. Trailer Has Been Released!

All the critics can kiss my ass as I cannot wait for this movie to be released!

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WTF – I Am Obsessed!

With this song.

All hail our leader Madonna!

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WTF – Well Of Course I Would Shoot Him/Her/It!

Well well well,

Those lovely people over at Farm NOM, are under the distinct impression that…

Gays can teach the ghey!

Lets check out this wonderful piece of crap below shall we?

Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t have enough time on my hands to teach little children which brand of lube is longer lasting than the other, or that Madonna will always be better than Mariah, and that Maggie Gallagher (president of Farm NOM) just loves getting down and dirty with farm animals (I finally got that damn chicken to confess, go me!!!).

Now Mirta, you want to know what I would do or say if my hypothetical child who I had brainwashed into being ghey from child birth suddenly decided to go straight?

I would shoot the fucker!!! Seriously, I spend fucking years…and yeaaarrsss teaching him/her/it, how to be ghey and then they throw it in my face like that? How dare they!!!

But alas, Mirta, the above would never happen, for one simple reason..

You cannot teach someone how to be gay.

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WTF – Duff Sisters Covered A Madonna Track!

During my daily pilgrimage online to our leader Madonna, I came across a video on youtube, and I don’t like it. I don’t like it one little bit.

I’m not a fan of the Duff sista’s (hence why I knew nothing about this, although I did watch the movie) but my friend Haydenn is, and I am sure he loves this song, but…I don’t.

You would think with the money the sisters have, and their record lable (if they have one) they would of been able to put something together that would not make me want to staple their mouths shut…

But noooooo they made this, I wonder what our leader thinks to this travesty!

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WTF – Madonna Booed In Bucharest!

Thousands of Romanian concertgoers made their displeasure known with Madonna on Wednesday, after the singer paused her show to speak out against the persecution of Gypsies in that corner of Europe. “It’s been brought to my attention that there’s a lot of discrimination against Romani and Gypsies in general in eastern Europe, and that makes me very sad,” she told the crowd of 60,000 in Bucharest. As she spoke, a vocal minority began booing her words. She did not acknowledge the jeers.

When she proclaimed, “We believe in freedom and equal rights for everyone!”, you can actually here people yelling “No!”, however the cheers of approving fans eventually drowned out the grumbling.

Many of the dancers and musicians in Madonna’s show were Gypsies, also known as Roma. According to the Associated Press, there are some 500,000 Roma in Romania, but the real number could total around 2 million. They have long faced prejudice and discrimination in eastern European nations.

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WTF – Madonna’s Celebration!

Madonna is going to be releasing her Greatest Hits album soon, and that means a couple of new singles.

First up is Celebration, and to be honest with you, I’m still warming up to this song, I’m just not sure if its going to be a hit, but fuck it, it’s Madonna its BOUND to be a hit, she’s not Mariah Carey afterall.

Check out the Paul Oakenfold dub below,what do you think? Will it be a hit or a miss?

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WTF – HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADONNA!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO OUR LEADER – Madonna!

Image having 50k+ people singing “Happy Birthday” to you.

51 and looking FABULOUS!

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WTF – Madonna Does Evita!

Again!

And the crowd went WILD!!

The Queen of Pop, Madonna, played her first concert in Argentina on Thursday night, taking to the stage in Buenos Aires.

And, as pleasant surprise to her fans, the woman who portrayed Evita in the feature film adaptation of the hit musical added the song to her set list!

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WTF – Madonna & Guy To Divorce!

It has been confirmed, after 7½ years of marriage the celeb couple are calling it quits. So so sad.

Madonna‘s publicist, Liz Rosenberg, confirmed the media speculation on Wednesday, saying that the singer and her husband, film director Guy Ritchie, will divorce after 7½ years of marriage.

A statement, e-mailed to The Associated Press from Rosenberg, said that the couple had agreed to divorce, and requested the media maintain respect their privacy.

The statement, co-signed by Ritchie’s representative, said the couple have not agreed to a settlement.

And there’s A LOT to settle! Madonna is worth a reported $500 million +.

Seriously though, a divorce is difficult enough…but a divorce with the whole world watching your every more must be a total bitch.

To read the full story click HERE

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WTF – Madonna Would Be Proud!

You just…HAVE to see this!

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