WTF – Crazy Bitch Of The Day!

Everyone loves a crazy bitch, it gives us pleasure to watch them simply go totally fucking insane, however..mostly when we are just an observer.

This poor guy, wasn’t so lucky, all I say say to all straight men out there, do not date this woman, and if you find yourself stupid enough to do so, whatever you do..DON’T DITCH HER ASS!

In the span of 24 hours, she allegedly called her ex-lover 146 times.

Police said she shattered several of the windows of his west Houston home, first with a tire iron, and then with a 5-foot sword.

She is accused of egging his house on several occasions, and posting pictures of herself bragging about it on her Facebook page.

Police say Toni Jo Silvey, 49, still reeling from a 2009 breakup with Houston leather artist Peter Main, also created an Internet persona – “woundedpo eticsoul” – that turned out to be very wounded indeed.

Silvey was arrested on Tuesday and charged with felony stalking. Court records show a magistrate set Silvey’s bail at $25,000 and ordered her not to contact Main. She remained in Harris County Jail on Wednesday.

In June, Silvey started a blog that detailed the breakdown of their relationship and her post-breakup bad behavior in excruciating detail, calling him names and posting rambling rants about his relationship with a younger woman.

Silvey’s criminal defense attorney, James Madison Ardoin III, declined comment Wednesday.

Main, 62, did not respond to a voicemail or an email seeking comment. Main told police officers he dated Silvey briefly in 2009 and has been reluctant to file charges against her because “he is afraid of angering (her) further.”

Main told police that Silvey called him 1,001 times and sent him 712 emails over a span of less than three months, starting in mid-June. One day in August, she allegedly called him 146 times, investigators said.

According to the probable-cause affidavit in the case, Silvey started the blog in June, where she vacillated between name-calling, waxing philosophical about the end of their relationship and openly taunting Main.

The blog also includes excerpts of what appear to be emails between Main and another woman. Main reported that his email account was hacked in February.

Main told police he did not change his phone or email because he is self-employed and “it would be detrimental to his business.”

He told police he saw Silvey shatter the leaded glass windows near his front door with a tire iron in July. He also said she smashed a kitchen window with a tire iron on Aug. 3, and then returned four days later and broke another kitchen window with a 5-foot sword.

Parked car rammed

That same day, Main told police, Silvey rammed her Chevy Blazer into his parked car, slamming it into the garage door and causing about $915 in damage.

Main also reported his house being “egged” several times by Silvey, and gave police a screen shot of Silvey allegedly bragging about it on her Facebook page.

In an interview with police, Silvey repeatedly told the officer to “read my blog, read my blog, it’s all there.”

The police officer reviewed the blog and online “and found numerous references to the damages to the complainant’s property … “

Last Friday, an officer with the Houston Police Department‘s Special Crimes Division called Silvey and warned her several times to leave Main alone, court records show. The officer explained to Silvey that she could face criminal charges if she didn’t stop harassing him.

That afternoon, Main reported to police that Silvey was back, throwing eggs at his driveway.

susan.carroll@chron.com

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WTF – Dumbass Of The Day!

Not only is he a dumbass he is also probably going to end up winning a Darwin Award!

New York subway is home to many things, rats, homeless people, entertainers and now..a subway train surfer!

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WTF – Avatar Makeup Tutorial!

And she’s back!!

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WTF – Suspects Rob ATM, Only Get $40!

This is seriously fuckin funny, this is on par with robbing some place and leaving your ID behind! It’s true what they say, CRIME DOESN’T PAY.

SANTA FE SPRINGS — Four people are in custody, accused of breaking into a check-cashing business in Santa Fe Springs and stealing money from an ATM machine.

The break-in occurred at the Cash N More check-cashing business at 10805 Orr and Day Road in Santa Fe Springs about 1:30 a.m. Tuesday, said Sgt. Rob Hanson of the Whittier Police Department, which patrols Santa Fe Springs.

The thieves used crow bars to break the front window and get inside. A vehicle with a chain attached to it pulled the ATM outside.

The suspects took apart the machine to get the cash box, which ironically only had $40 in it.

“There’s usually a lot more cash in there, it’s just one of the off-days and forty dollars was all that was in there,” owner Frank Gonzalez, Jr told KTLA.

After the burglary, the four led Whittier police and California Highway Patrol officers on a chase into South Los Angeles, where, with the assistance of Los Angeles police officers, they were arrested.

Officers also recovered the cash box and the two getaway vehicles, according to Los Angeles and Whittier police.

Investigators believe the suspects may be linked to a series of other ATM break-ins.

The owners are working to repair the damage to their store.

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WTF – 3 Pound/2,700-Calorie Burger!

Talk about a super “Scooby” snack! A take-out restaurant in Bristol, England, is serving up a burger so massive – it packs more calories than the government recommends a man or woman eat in an entire day.

The towering burger is called the “Super Scooby.” It’s 6-inches tall, weighs more than 3-pounds and packs a whopping 2,645 calories — more than the 2,550 recommended for men and much more than the 1,940 recommended for women.

Spiros Lomvardos, who co-owns the Jolly Fryer fast food joint with his brother, Andreas, said the idea of the super-sized snack started out as a joke. “A few months ago, me and my brother and another gentleman, Karl Ford, who’s an employee, were sitting at work on a dead quiet night when we saw an ad from a well-known burger chain,” Lomvardos told FOXNews.com. “And we said to one another, ‘The burgers always look big in the ads — but they never look like that in real life,’ and then we started discussing making our own big burger.” Ford had a better idea, came up with all the ingredients and made the burger that same night. They took a picture and put it up in the store, and as Lomvardos said, that’s when things started to take off. Here’s what makes the “Super Scooby” special: — 4 quarter-pound beef patties; — 12 onion rings; — 8 slices of bacon; — 8 slices of cheese; — 6 slices of tomato; — 2 sesame buns; — Barbecue sauce; — Lettuce; — And a good slathering of mayonnaise. “It started as two burgers originally and has snowballed into four,” Lomvardos said, laughing. “I guess you could say it’s grown from there.”

At first, the Jolly Fryer didn’t intend to sell the “Super Scooby” to customers, but once people started seeing a picture of the gut-busting burger posted on the wall, the orders started rolling in. “Customers love it, Lomvardos said. They think it’s brilliant… they gasp… and burst out laughing. It seems to put a smile on people’s faces.” If your stomach is strong enough to finish the burger, which comes with a side of traditional British chips, you even get a free Diet Coke to wash it all down with. “Obviously we wouldn’t recommend for someone to eat this every day,” Lomvardos added. “It’s not to be taken too seriously. It’s something that we would encourage on a special occasion for someone who wants to challenge themselves. It’s just a little bit of fun, really.”

One person who might be able to gulp down the “Super Scooby” without any problem is Olympic gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration recommends 2,500-3,000 calories a day for men, depending on age and activity level. But Phelps consumes 12,000 calories a day while in training, just to maintain his weight. He could scarf down four of those burgers and still need a milk shake or two to maintain his competitive edge.

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WTF – Yoga Can Cure Homosexuality!

You know how clever – and attractive to the eye – religious people are. They can come up with answers for everything. Millions of years of evolution? God done it. Earthquake killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people? God done it. Homosexuality? Devil done it, rip it out of his throat. See! Clever!

Well, just as India seems to be getting with the programme and decriminalizing something two gentlemen do in the privacy of their own beds, forward steps a religious to say that actually, no need. Yoga can get the gay out of them.

According to sexy boots here, the Swami Baba Ramdev to you, ‘It can be treated like any other congenital defect.’ Oh, yes! ‘Such tendencies can be treated by yoga, breathing exercises and other meditational techniques.’

And once you’ve breathed your homosexuality away, settled down with a nice girl and had some kids, why not meditate AIDS away? You can, you know! And cancer. Handy that yoga. Might get some.

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WTF – To The Guy That Took A Dump On My Face!

There are lonely hearts. Then there are very lonely hearts. And then there is this tragedy.

Now, don’t get us wrong. We’re not quick to judge and we have been known to trudge very long distances for a whiff of cock. In flip-flops. In the rain. But even we draw the line at someone who… let’s just say ‘went to the bathroom’ on our faces while we were sleeping. Before a formal introduction! EVEN we have ideas of etiquette superior to this guy, who posted a lonely hearts ad on his local University hook-up board.

But some questions remain unanswered:

a). How did Shannon know who was the dumper?

B). Why did Shannon not intervene when dumper was dumping on her friend’s face?

III). Why would Shannon then show a picture to the dumpee? To prove that the dumper was actually really hot?

Quatre). Would you want to have a coffee with someone who goes to parties and has a poo on sleeping person/persons’ head/s? And probably doesn’t wash their hands afterwards?!

5). Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

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WTF – Bagels For Your Forehead!

Thanks for the tip Daniel!

It is not a slag expression for many people like Jews; rather Bagelheads is a strange beauty fashion in Japan. With Bagelheads, Japanese up their weirdo cred with latest Fad, in their continuous chase to “out-weird” (being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected) accept the entire world; the Japanese have resorted to conceivably the stupidest body mod fashion of all-time. The persons seen in the photos are not suffering from brain tumors, Rather they are bagelheads. If anyone modifies his body to looks similar to a giant bagel, the bagelheads can easily grow out of his skin.

This look can be achieved with the use of a “Saline Solution Drip”, which is injected at your local piercing/tattoo shop by a specialized piercer (Body piercing is the practice of puncturing or cutting a part of the human body). This Saline Solution Drip injection causes a huge swelling, which later on can be pressed and molded into the form of your choosing. Japanese chose the rational form of a bagel naturally.

These excessive fetishists (one who engages in fetishism especially of a sexual nature) have been inflating their arms, booty, boobs and even their face to obtain a cartoonish look that drives the contradictory sex wild or away. Bagelheads can be created with the regular use of “Saline Solution Drip”. You can also color your bump by using food dye. This mod process is known as “inflating” and it remains for one night only. It was first introduced by an artist “Jerome Abramovitch” at the turn of the 1990`s century, and now it is big in Tokyo and Osaka.

Side effects may include wonky eye, infection, headache, a pressure sensation, skin stretching, and a slight case of oh yeah and a swollen body part that looks like it needs some cream cheese.

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WTF – Porn In The USA!

I bet that headline got your attention!

Americans may paint themselves in increasingly bright shades of red and blue, but new research finds one thing that varies little across the nation: the liking for online pornography.

A new nationwide study (pdf) of anonymised credit-card receipts from a major online adult entertainment provider finds little variation in consumption between states.

“When it comes to adult entertainment, it seems people are more the same than different,” says Benjamin Edelman at Harvard Business School.

However, there are some trends to be seen in the data. Those states that do consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption, the study finds.

“Some of the people who are most outraged turn out to be consumers of the very things they claimed to be outraged by,” Edelman says.

Political Divide
Edelman spends part of his time helping companies such as Microsoft and AOL detect advertising fraud. Another consulting client runs dozens of adult websites, though he says he is not at liberty to identify the firm.

That company did, however, provide Edelman with roughly two years of credit card data from 2006 to 2008 that included a purchase date and each customer’s postal code.

After controlling for differences in broadband internet access between states – online porn tends to be a bandwidth hog – and adjusting for population, he found a relatively small difference between states with the most adult purchases and those with the fewest.

The biggest consumer, Utah, averaged 5.47 adult content subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users; Montana bought the least with 1.92 per 1000. “The differences here are not so stark,” Edelman says.

Number 10 on the list was West Virginia at 2.94 subscriptions per 1000, while number 41, Michigan, averaged 2.32.

Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year’s presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama.

Old-Fashioned Values
Church-goers bought less online porn on Sundays – a 1% increase in a postal code’s religious attendance was associated with a 0.1% drop in subscriptions that day. However, expenditures on other days of the week brought them in line with the rest of the country, Edelman finds.

Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don’t explicitly restrict gay marriage.

To get a better handle on other associations between social attitudes and pornography consumption, Edelman melded his data with a previous study on public attitudes toward religion.

States where a majority of residents agreed with the statement “I have old-fashioned values about family and marriage,” bought 3.6 more subscriptions per thousand people than states where a majority disagreed. A similar difference emerged for the statement “AIDS might be God’s punishment for immoral sexual behaviour.”

“One natural hypothesis is something like repression: if you’re told you can’t have this, then you want it more,” Edelman says.

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WTF – Man Gives Himself DIY Circumcision With Nail Clippers!

This is going to make every uncut guy that reads this squirm, and probably everyone else too.

A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.

The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

“This is something we would advise men never to attempt,” a medic said, (ya think?!) “The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man’s sexual performance.

“Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand.”

Source.

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