WTF – Mom Tries To Sell Anal Beads Bracelet On Craigslist!

I am  just speechless about this, because I seriously can’t stop fucking laughing!

Thanks for the tip  Trevor!

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WTF – Suspects Rob ATM, Only Get $40!

This is seriously fuckin funny, this is on par with robbing some place and leaving your ID behind! It’s true what they say, CRIME DOESN’T PAY.

SANTA FE SPRINGS — Four people are in custody, accused of breaking into a check-cashing business in Santa Fe Springs and stealing money from an ATM machine.

The break-in occurred at the Cash N More check-cashing business at 10805 Orr and Day Road in Santa Fe Springs about 1:30 a.m. Tuesday, said Sgt. Rob Hanson of the Whittier Police Department, which patrols Santa Fe Springs.

The thieves used crow bars to break the front window and get inside. A vehicle with a chain attached to it pulled the ATM outside.

The suspects took apart the machine to get the cash box, which ironically only had $40 in it.

“There’s usually a lot more cash in there, it’s just one of the off-days and forty dollars was all that was in there,” owner Frank Gonzalez, Jr told KTLA.

After the burglary, the four led Whittier police and California Highway Patrol officers on a chase into South Los Angeles, where, with the assistance of Los Angeles police officers, they were arrested.

Officers also recovered the cash box and the two getaway vehicles, according to Los Angeles and Whittier police.

Investigators believe the suspects may be linked to a series of other ATM break-ins.

The owners are working to repair the damage to their store.

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WTF – 3 Pound/2,700-Calorie Burger!

Talk about a super “Scooby” snack! A take-out restaurant in Bristol, England, is serving up a burger so massive – it packs more calories than the government recommends a man or woman eat in an entire day.

The towering burger is called the “Super Scooby.” It’s 6-inches tall, weighs more than 3-pounds and packs a whopping 2,645 calories — more than the 2,550 recommended for men and much more than the 1,940 recommended for women.

Spiros Lomvardos, who co-owns the Jolly Fryer fast food joint with his brother, Andreas, said the idea of the super-sized snack started out as a joke. “A few months ago, me and my brother and another gentleman, Karl Ford, who’s an employee, were sitting at work on a dead quiet night when we saw an ad from a well-known burger chain,” Lomvardos told FOXNews.com. “And we said to one another, ‘The burgers always look big in the ads — but they never look like that in real life,’ and then we started discussing making our own big burger.” Ford had a better idea, came up with all the ingredients and made the burger that same night. They took a picture and put it up in the store, and as Lomvardos said, that’s when things started to take off. Here’s what makes the “Super Scooby” special: — 4 quarter-pound beef patties; — 12 onion rings; — 8 slices of bacon; — 8 slices of cheese; — 6 slices of tomato; — 2 sesame buns; — Barbecue sauce; — Lettuce; — And a good slathering of mayonnaise. “It started as two burgers originally and has snowballed into four,” Lomvardos said, laughing. “I guess you could say it’s grown from there.”

At first, the Jolly Fryer didn’t intend to sell the “Super Scooby” to customers, but once people started seeing a picture of the gut-busting burger posted on the wall, the orders started rolling in. “Customers love it, Lomvardos said. They think it’s brilliant… they gasp… and burst out laughing. It seems to put a smile on people’s faces.” If your stomach is strong enough to finish the burger, which comes with a side of traditional British chips, you even get a free Diet Coke to wash it all down with. “Obviously we wouldn’t recommend for someone to eat this every day,” Lomvardos added. “It’s not to be taken too seriously. It’s something that we would encourage on a special occasion for someone who wants to challenge themselves. It’s just a little bit of fun, really.”

One person who might be able to gulp down the “Super Scooby” without any problem is Olympic gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration recommends 2,500-3,000 calories a day for men, depending on age and activity level. But Phelps consumes 12,000 calories a day while in training, just to maintain his weight. He could scarf down four of those burgers and still need a milk shake or two to maintain his competitive edge.

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WTF – Teacher Suspended Over Naked Pics!

HUNKY Phys Ed teacher Sam Handley, (GREAT name btw) was suspended yesterday after pupils at his top boys’ grammar found photos of him naked on an gay adult porn website. And we  HAVE THE PICS!

Handley, 25, turned up for lessons at the prestigious The Harvey Grammar School in Folkestone, Kent, unaware the link to the snaps had spread round the school like wildfire.

In one snap he reclines naked on a bed with his legs apart. In another he grabs his manhood through his boxer shorts. His profile describes the teacher as “straight” but “not shy about showing off his body.” It adds: “Mike is new to modelling and works as a PT (physical trainer).”

After being sent home yesterday Handley – still in his PE teacher’s tracksuit bottoms – insisted at his semi in Willesborough, Kent: “I didn’t pose for anything pornographic.”  When the snap of him fondling himself through his boxers was described to him, he declared: “I wouldn’t say that – I was just holding it.”

 

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WTF – Man’s Penis Saved After Do-it-Yourself Enhancement Goes Bad!

NEWPORT BEACH — Authorities are calling it a case of do-it-yourself male enhancement gone awry.

A local man has been hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis.

The unidentified man was reportedly trying to elongate his organ.

But instead, the ring cut off circulation, causing the organ to swell to five times its normal size and turn black.

The man was hospitalized in Newport Beach.

Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, said the ring had been stuck below the belt for as many as three days, and that the man initially resisted treatment.

Jones also said the patient was “obviously having some other issues.”

The man, described as middle-aged, eventually relented and allowed city urban rescue experts to remove the ring in a two-hour, ultra-delicate procedure involving a pneumatic chisel that sent sparks flying around the operating room, Jones said.

The man’s condition isn’t known, but Jones said it appeared he remained fully intact.

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WTF – Naked Vampire Diaries Star!

And we love it!

Ian Somerhalder is possibly best known for his role in the first season of Lost. He has been signed to appear throughout the current season too, (and reveal his character is gay), via flashbacks! Woot!, and now for his evil role in the hit CW series “The Vampire Diaries”.

But we proper gays had noticed him long before this; when he flashed his ass, made out with Dawsons’ Creek star James Van Der Beek and bounced about on a bed in his bulging boxers, in the movie ‘The Rules Of Attraction’.

Now all those scenes were very nice scenes, we’ll admit. But you know the rules here at HotBlokes. If it’s not cock, it’s not here. There are a million & one sites offering bottoms & bulges – but as we all know… it’s the cock that counts. Hence the rule.

Happily then, we can now provide you Ian’s cock in all it’s glory, in scenes taken from the series ‘Tell Me You Love Me’, in which Ian’s character Nick is makin’ hot monkey lurve with some chick, who frankly we don’t give a shit about. To see the vid, click HERE.

What *is* rather nice on the other hand, are the extended shots of Ian’s nuts, jiggling out from underneath his lovers splayed legs, and then later, his thick semi-erect cock flopped down on his stomach as his balls loll about merrily beneath it.

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WTF – Church Boycotts Pepsi For Pro-Gay Stances!

BUY PEPSI PEOPLE!

Churchgoers in Florida have launched a campaign to boycott Pepsi for its support of gay rights, including its donations to the fight against Proposition 8.

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Churchgoers in Tampa Bay, Fla., are being urged to boycott Pepsi to protest the corporation’s donations to gay advocacy organizations and “acceptance of the homosexual lifestyle.”

Terry Kemple, president of the Community Issues Council, a right-wing Christian activist organization, wants to send a retaliatory message to Pepsi and its subsidiaries, which include Gatorade, Tropicana, Frito-Lay, and Quaker, according to WTSP-TV .

“[Kemple] said the company donated more than a million dollars to organizations that fought California’s gay marriage–banning Proposition 8,” reported WTSP-TV. “He also says the Pepsi Corporation has sponsored gay pride events and commercials that accept cross-dressing and homosexuality.”

Kemple reportedly also convinced his megachurch, the Bell Shoals Baptist Church, to remove its 10 Pepsi machines and replace them with vending machines from Coke.

Nadine Smith, the executive director of Equality Florida, called the boycott “offensive” and “embarrassing,” noting that Coke, like Pepsi, supports full equality.

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WTF – Duval “I was engaging in inappropriate story-telling”!

Duvall, bearing in mind you are a religious family man, shouldn’t you of been reciting the bible, or maybe some of the National Organization For Marriage (NOM) propaganda crap?

Mike Duvall, who resigned his Assembly seat yesterday after he was caught on tape bragging about his apparent sexual exploits, has posted a new statement on his campaign Web site this morning saying his resignation should not be taken as an admission of guilt.

Rather, he says that he’s guilty of telling tall tales.

“I want to make it clear that my decision to resign is in no way an admission that I had an affair or affairs,” Duvall said in the statement. “My offense was engaging in inappropriate story-telling and I regret my language and choice of words. The resulting media coverage was proving to be an unneeded distraction to my colleagues and I resigned in the hope that my decision would allow them to return to the business of the state.”

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WTF – Anti-Gay CA ‘Family Values’ GOP Assemblyman Michael Duvall Resigns!

I would like to remind everyone, Mike Duvall is pro-family, and wants to protect the sanctity of marriage, meaning one man and one woman…errrrr, well, that WAS the case.

This anti-gay Republican just committed career suicide! And the gay community is VERY happy about it.

Duvall comes from a long, long, LONG line of Republican social conservatives who enjoy using morality to argue for denying people their rights while refusing to practice that morality themselves. Duvall was an outspoken supporter of Proposition 8, which apparently meant that heterosexual adultery was less damaging to marriage than a committed same-sex couple being able to get legal recognition of and practical benefits from their marriage by the state. Then again, it’s OK if you’re a Republican. As long as he’s voting against taxes and the gay agenda, I am sure that his OC supporters and right-wing paymasters will be happy to overlook ethical lapses and an inability to keep his sexual practices to himself.

Now I know that some republicans will support him, will try and justify his hypocritical behavior, they will probably say the usual “He’s only human” and lets not forget “every one makes mistakes”?

In July–two days after Assembly Speaker Karen Bass and Republican leader Sam Blakeslee put Duvall on the Rules Committee that oversees member ethics–the second-term, conservative, Republican assemblyman sat in a public hearing and vividly described lewd details about his trysts with a female lobbyist whose clients had business before another committee on which
 Duvall sits.

Duvall, speaking to a relatively mum Republican colleague seated to his left, apparently had no idea his dais microphone became live beginning about a minute before the start of a cable-televised committee hearing. He was captured in the middle of recounting portions of an affair.

“She wears little eye-patch underwear,” said Duvall, who is married with two children. “So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!”

That line may quickly become part of colorful Sacramento political lore. In the meantime, it leads me to a question: Can someone please buy the assemblyman a box of condoms?

Duvall–who was twice a president of the Yorba Linda Chamber of Commerce, served two terms as mayor of Yorba Linda before entering the assembly in
 2006, and is the owner of an insurance agency–continues his tale: “So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad girl!’”

He then laughed.

The assemblyman representing Anaheim, Fullerton, Placentia, Orange, Brea, La
 Habra and Yorba Linda then offered clues to the identity of his sex partner.

“And so her birthday was Monday,” he said at the Wednesday, July 8 committee hearing. “I was 54 on June 14, so for a month, she was 19 years younger than 
me. I said, ‘Now, you’re getting old. I am going to have to trade you in.’ And she goes, ‘[I'm] 36.’ She is 18 years younger than me. And so I keep
 teasing her, and she goes, ‘I know you French men. You divide your age by 
two and add seven, and if you’re older than that, you dump us.’”

According to voter-registration records reviewed by the Weekly, veteran Sacramento-based lobbyist Heidi DeJong Barsuglia turned 36 years old on Monday, July 6.

Legislative sources say they have witnessed Duvall, who is vice chairman of 
the Assembly’s powerful Committee on

Say Hi to Heidi!

Utilities & Commerce, socializing after-hours with Barsuglia. Sources–who asked for anonymity because of 
Duvall’s power in the capital–say Susan Duvall usually stays in Orange
 County during the week, when her husband flies to Sacramento. They also say 
they have seen Duvall with Barsuglia in restaurants, “arm-in-arm” at political fund-raising events and even shopping together for groceries just blocks from the capitol building.  (jesus christ, has he no shame?)

“Their relationship is the worst-kept secret in Sacramento,” a capitol staffer recently told me. “He’s old and fat. She’s hot, blonde and about 20
 years younger. He could have never gotten a woman like that before he got
 this job.’”

In April–two months after Duvall became vice chairman of the Utilities & 
Commerce committee–privately owned California utility giant Sempra Energy hired Barsuglia as one of its top lobbyists, according to Secretary of State
 records.
 Barsuglia, who has a law degree and once worked as a speechwriter for
 Governor Pete Wilson, had previously worked at the California Retailers 
Association (CRA). During 25 months of work at CRA, she reported that she incurred no reportable lobbying expenses. She joined Sempra after the 
departure of another lobbyist: David Hayes, who was named deputy director of the Interior Department by President Barack Obama.
 The San Diego-based utility conglomerate isn’t shy about lobbying
 lawmakers for favorable treatment. This session, they gave Duvall $1,500 in campaign contributions. In May, the assemblyman officially adopted the company’s negative view on Assembly Bill 64, which proposes increasing the percentage of electricity the utilities must procure from environmentally
 sensitive sources.

Repeatedly asked to explain his recorded sexual boasting, a red-faced Duvall fled me and another reporter, Dave Lopez of KCBS in Los Angeles, three times this afternoon in capitol hallways. He also ignored three handwritten interview requests that were delivered to him on the floor of the assembly. Said one assembly employee who witnessed the scene, “It definitely looks like he is afraid of you guys.”

Barsuglia did not responded to a request for an interview made at Sempra’s offices located across the street from the capitol building.

Sempra’s 2008-2009 “Code of Business Conduct” states, “We’ve built [the company's] rich tradition because of the emphasis we place on ethical business conduct and compliance with the laws and regulations that govern
our business. We don’t compromise on either for the sake of success”

But Duvall wasn’t content to just share one adulterous tale at the July 8 committee hearing. He referenced a second, simultaneous affair with another woman. He seemed amused that he was cheating on both his wife and a mistress.

“Oh, yeah, Sher, Shar, Shar,” Duvall said. “Oh, she is hot! I talked to her yesterday. She goes, ‘So are we finished?’ I go, ‘No, we’re not finished.’ I go, ‘You know about the other one [Barsuglia], but she doesn’t know about you!’”

The assemblyman punctuated his observation with laughter.

During his political career, Duvall has unabashedly espoused conservative
 principles and is known as a partisan Republican with a knack for theatrics:
 He has noisily driven his Harley-Davidson motorcycle to functions. In 2008, 
Duvall blasted efforts to condone gay marriage. Legislatively, he has 
proposed bills to aid the insurance industry and government contractors 
feeding off the state’s massive transportation kitty.
 He has offered a law to alter the First Amendment rights of Americans by
 banning anti-war activists from putting the names of fallen soldiers on 
T-shirts with messages such as “Bush lied” on the front and “They died” on the back; he observed that the dead soldiers fought to protect freedom, and “opportunists” should not be allowed to “exploit” the sacrifices with political messages opposing war.

Such thinking impressed certain constituencies. Earlier this year, the man who never graduated from high school received “100 percent” approval scores 
by the California Republican Assembly, the state’s leading conservative outfit, and the Capitol Resource Institute (CRI), a fierce guardian of traditional family values.

“Assemblyman Duvall has been a consistent trooper for the conservative causes,” CRI president Karen England announced in March. “For the last two years, he has voted time and time again to protect and preserve family values in California. We are grateful for his support of California
 families.’”

Acknowledging the CRI award, Duvall observed in a press release that as long as he is in office, he would work to protect “California families” from “constant assault in Sacramento.”

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WTF – Mary Cheney Backs Antigay Politician!

And not just any lesbian….

Mary Cheney Backs Antigay Politician

Mary Cheney, the lesbian daughter of former vice president Dick Cheney, has thrown her support — to the tune of $1,000 — behind a congressional candidate from Ohio who believes she should not be able to adopt children.

Reports The Raw Story: “As an Ohio congressman, [Rob] Portman voted yes on banning gay adoptions in the District of Columbia in 1999. He also voted in favor of a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage in 2004. Portman’s opposition to same-sex marriage is particularly salient, because both of his potential Democratic challengers favor its legalization. Ohio Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner reaffirmed her backing for gay marriage in a posting at The Huffington Post in June, and a spokesman for Ohio Lt. Gov. Lee Fisher announced that he’d reversed his opposition the same month.”

The website reports that Cheney made the donation back in May. Cheney has a 2-year-old son with her partner of 17 years, Heather Poe.

Earlier this year, Dick Cheney came out in support of same-sex marriage.

This woman reminds me of the jews that gladly helped Hitler, Mary should be very ashamed of herself.

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